Hi There.

I am 17 years old,
But still have very pink bedroom, still not sure how we managed to get the carpet to match the walls and the wardrobes...
I'm an insomniac but i'm pretty sure I have the best dreams ever!
I'm addicted to my television, even if nothings on.
On the rare occasion I get bored of watching tv, i'll usually be on the computer or on 'Just Dance'. Pretty sure I can call myself an expert at it ;).
I love music and singing along to all my songs, its a shame I cant sing.
I've recently become addicted to painting my nails, but that's not weird at all...

Friday, 18 March 2011

Doing Something Funny

Today is Red Nose Day, and of course I brought my amazing nose into school. There was competition between friends about who had the best nose, but I think my nose came out on top ;).

So me and my dreamy friend, aka Lauren, had decided we would wear our noses during maths and biology. We put them on in maths and then our teacher played this sad slide show about raising money for the Japan earthquake and tsunami relief, and we just had to take them off, it just wasn't appropriate to wear them after that! So wearing them in maths failed. Then in biology, our teacher didn't even seem to notice, so I just gave up. Sorry Lauren!
Then after school I was with Lauren and Hannah talking about our amazing newly discovered career as artists and inventors of machinery for the future, when this happened (as documented by Lauren):

Lauren: We're gonna make loads of stuff for a company! its gonna be so great! 
Me: Yeah, we can make things that are like microwaves but instead of making things hot they'll make them cold! 
Lauren: OMG! That's a fecking amazing idea! 
Hannah: That's a freezer... 
Lauren: *uncontrollable laughter*


So, my life failed. Except that was not what I meant. A microwave makes things hot and cooked in minutes, or even seconds! Freezers take hours to make frozen lollipops. And I don't prepare for the future so a microwave that freezes things would be great for me in the summer :). So, my invention would be totally useful!


So now it is time for a few jokes. Here is my favourite:
What type of bee makes milk?
BooBees.
This one is for the Physics Friend:
What’s a Physicists favourite food?
Fission Chips!
And this one is for the dreamy friend ;):
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you got fine written all over you!
Oh, that was a chat up line. My bad ;).

My Physics friend made me promise to write a blog yesterday, so i'm sorry its terrible, and because I don't want to disappoint her this is for her:
I'm sorry it's not any bigger ;).
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4 comments:

  1. Physics Friend18 March 2011 at 20:40

    Hahahahaha! I was loving the blogpost and then there was Brian XD too awesome! But you're so competitive - just because I had a picture of Brian you had to go and get a Bigger one!!

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  2. Becca18 March 2011 at 21:17

    It would have been bigger but they were rubbish ones of him. In one he was swearing :O. That would have just been too far if I had posted that!

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  3. Physics Friend18 March 2011 at 21:20

    Brian was swearing:0 but that's bad... Someone must have really angered him like by saying the world was never gonna end or something!?

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  4. Becca18 March 2011 at 21:23

    Totally, or told him biology was better than physics. And it was true.

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